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A mother is your first friend your best friend your forever friend. All the world is a birthday cake so take a piece but not too much.

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. Happy Birthday to the love of my life which makes my life so crazy adventurous and sometimes so scary. Theres really only one true birthday. Hillurious Funny Birthday Quotes for after 30 aged people by Bette Midler Happy Birthday Funny Quotes Images For Her And Him.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girl who owns the best gift In her life ME. May you live to be so old that the mere sight.

Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world Unknown. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.

Happy birthday Unknown On your birthday I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. Happy birthday to someone who is forever young Its birthday time again and wow. 10 Funny Birthday Wishes For Her.

To the world you may be one person but to me you are the whole world. General Funny Birthday Wishes. Funny Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Happy birthday Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. Happy Bday to my green young man who has still 100 years left to mature into something.

Funny Quotes About Work. Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday.

To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. The 100 Happy Birthday Wishes. If the birthday card recipient loves a good joke you cant go wrong with funny happy birthday wishes.

The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune. So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy Birthday to you.

No wise man ever wished to be younger. Yup youre a great big catch. Valid for Ontop Variation 1 Funny Birthday Quotes Happy Birthday celebration girlboy.

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Birthdays are a lot like golfits a. If you were a dogyoud be 7 times older than you are now.

You get better with age my dearest. All that I am or ever hope to be I owe to my angel mother. Enjoy your gift of nothing.

I hope you enjoy your day as much as Ill enjoy eating free cake and ice cream. Look back on regrets and laugh them off look forward to your dreams and pursue them with all your heart. Lets stay 30 as long as we can.

May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. Happy birthday to you girl.

Just enjoy the ride and make awesome memories. You make this place tolerable and thats not easy. I didnt get you anything at all.

Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. Happy birthday phrases. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.

Your life is like a book that gets better with each new chapter. Happy Birthday to you. I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times.

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes. Happy Birthday to a MomDad whos smart and funny and good-looking from a daughterson who inherited all. Im a great friend like that.

Visit this site for details. A wise man once said Forget about your past you cannot change it. Happy Birthday to you.

Life is too short to be lived counting the years. Forget about your present I didnt get you one. Youre a whole year older now.

Birthdays are like cheese. No gifts are best than me but still you want gifts so wait for the next year and Happy Birthday. Do not think that you will be one more year old.

Dont forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Roses are red skateboards are sick wishing happy birthday to you ya big catch. Forget about the past you cant change it.

After 30 a body has a mind of its own. You dont look 40 at all. Happy Birthday Old Yeller.

I will never be an old man. Funny Birthday Quotes for Her. They stink more the older they get.

Live life doing what YOU love not what impresses others. Happy Birthday Mum Quotes. Im glad there is someone from the timeline I came from.

You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime. Funny 50th birthday quotes for women. And they make for the perfect happy birthday quotes to include in their birthday card.

When I die I want it to be on my 100th birthday in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Quotes for Coworker. Funny Birthday Quotes 1.

May your hair dye and mascara never run. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. You are too great to expect to receive a birthday wish from every life you have touched but as for me know that you have a true admirer that will always love and.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes 52 Humor Messages Quotes. Happy Birthday to you. Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes theyll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks and you may even earn some full-belly laughter.

It is your big day today so I wish that might you reach to the top of the hill and afterwards drop because Ill be to capture you.

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